Two Turtles On A Log- By Gameboy

"This is no fair!" muttered Sam.
"Yeah," added Tucker. "$200 for a comic book!" (Sigh)
"The king is greedy. " mumbled Sam under his breath.
"I think we should run away." exclaimed Tucker. They couldn't buy any rides but they were desperate. So they stole the kings log but the royal guards saw them escaping. "Get them!" ordered the guards. The guards tripped and fell and now Sam and Tuckers adventure begins.

(Sigh) Why did I go on this lousy ride?" complained Tucker. "There's nothing to do." "Well, things are about to get fun and scary because I've got bad news," said Sam. "We're headed for a waterfall!" screamed Sam. "What are we going to do?" "I don't know!" he yelled. "You better or we will fall!" "Row back!" Shouted Tucker. "I'm trying, but it's stuck." "I'm to young to die!" shouted Tucker. (Scream) (Splash) (Sputter)
"Well at least we didn't die." Sam yelled. "Yeah that helps" interrupted Tucker. "We ended up on this stranded island!" Then a giant grin spread on their faces. "Oh yeah!" sang Sam. (Dancing) Suddenly I'm Cabdoza de Vaca!" as he put a flag on the land.

-I realize from this story that the apple does not fall far from the tree, when it comes to random incoherentness and improper grammar usage.
This story just cracked me up and thought I'd share for historical documentation purposes. This year they have been drilling these kids in preparation for the writing part of the TAKS test.
This kid loves to write and has some awesome story ideas. The problem is he has so many thoughts going on in his mind that to get it all on paper, it just kind of shows up like a big jumble. I imagine him to be a great writer someday. You know cause I'm one of those parents that live vicariously through their kids.

Because I Do Have The Best Kid On the Planet...

The news is talking non stop about the candidates and GB stated "Mom, there's my guy Obama!" So I guess he thinks some how he's going to go out and vote in the primary next week.
He stated "Mom I want Obama to win, because I want you to be the first woman president." Ahem as I pull myself up off the floor. "Well son I don't think I quite qualify to rule the free world." I mentioned. "Oh that's right you have to be 36 to run." he said. He's obviously learning something in school. As he is reading this and still perplexed why I couldn't be the one to reform our health care system, maintain our borders, improve education, resolve the foreign policies of the world. I can gleam with pride that he looks up to me in a way that if I can fix his ravioli's and booboos, I can obviously fix America too.