I was going to tweet this but there's not enough tweet capacity:
I heard what sounded like someone banging on the walls in a bedroom.
Me yelling: "Is someone bouncing off the walls in there?" I meant it quite literally.
The two culprits enter the living room.
"We weren't bouncing momma, we were just throwing underwear at each other"
The main underwear offender was carrying said underwear...dirty, underwear that is.
I have no words and can only shake my head and sigh.