Me: Wonderboy, I need a kleenx, go get me one.
...two hours later...
1/2 square of toilet paper was brought to me.
(insert burst of laughter from hubs)
The love shows no bounds.
Me: I think my booger is bigger than this piece of toilet paper.
Gameboy: Cool can I see it?
Me: Ugh no
Me: You really want to see my booger?
Gameboy: Is it really big?
Me: Well considering it was blocking off my air passage, I'd say yes.
GB: Can I still see it?
Me: OK (Shows him the booger in microscopic kleenx of course)
Are you grossed out yet? It gets better.
GB: EAT IT! EAT IT!
Needless to say that was the end of that conversation.