Here's the part where it really is hundred times funnier had you actually been here to witness it. Just go with the flow on this one and try to visualize.
As my partner and I are continuing our groove, he decides to sashay behind me. Just as I'm shakin it up real good, he (the dog) literally rams his nose so far up my butt that I thought I was going to be launched like a rocket into orbit. My husband is crying with laughter watching it unfold begging and wishing he had the camera. I am literally frozen in time, paralyzed with my own desire to die laughing while still feeling the rocket thruster still in my butt. I just for some reason could not move nor remove the dog nose. Meanwhile my children are dancing around me and the dog, and laughing just as hard, and my hubs shouting oh my god that's going in the blog! After finally removing the nose from my posterior, I was able to carry on with my needed desire to shed tears of laughter. The hubs of course said the view he saw was probably ten times funnier than what I saw, cause you know all I saw was the moon and stars as I was lifted into orbit.
Like I said it was probably a hundred times funnier in person.